Post by Goliath on Aug 24, 2008 20:37:51 GMT -5
Post your favorite funny Chuck Norris... "exaggerations"
example:
"Chuck Norris can un-scramble eggs"
"The original plot line for 'Survivor' was to put 13 people in a room whit Chuck Norris and see who survives the longest"
"Scientists say that the big bang was equal to about 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits"
"Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: walk, and kill"
you get the idea
example:
"Chuck Norris can un-scramble eggs"
"The original plot line for 'Survivor' was to put 13 people in a room whit Chuck Norris and see who survives the longest"
"Scientists say that the big bang was equal to about 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits"
"Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: walk, and kill"
you get the idea
