Post by driv3r on Jun 13, 2008 11:29:28 GMT -5
once upon a time at a Quality Inn hotel, the owner of the hotel called a meeting among the staff members.
"Hello, everyone and i would like to start be reminding you that a member of the hotels board of directors is going to COME here tonight, and we are going to try to improve our 1 star rating." *turns and looks at the maid* "Katie, are you going to be around tonight to show the board of directors the hotel?" "no, sorry. I got a gig tonight." "what kind of gig?" " i'm a hooker." "ok then... well" *turns and looks at repair man* "Joe, are you gona be around tonight to show the board of the directors the hotel?" "no, sorry. I got a gig tonight." "what kind of gig?" "i'm a hooker." "ok... is there any one here that isn't a hooker?" (long silence) "ok..." *turns to old guy behind the cash register* "Bill, are you gona be around tonight to show the board of the directors the hotel?" " no sorry. I got a gig tonight." "your a hooker?" "yep." "OK then i guess ill just have to leave them a note and the key to one of our master suites."
Later, the board of directors official arrives
"this isn't that bad, just a few cob webs and water damage here and there, oh, whats this? a note." *reads* welcome mister board of directors official sir, attached is a key to one of our master suites so you can check out our rooms." *takes key and walks upstairs* *opens door* *sees bed shaking and random whoopee sounds* *closes door* "oh, this is one of those places, when they said Quality IN i didn't think they meant it." ;D lol
"Hello, everyone and i would like to start be reminding you that a member of the hotels board of directors is going to COME here tonight, and we are going to try to improve our 1 star rating." *turns and looks at the maid* "Katie, are you going to be around tonight to show the board of directors the hotel?" "no, sorry. I got a gig tonight." "what kind of gig?" " i'm a hooker." "ok then... well" *turns and looks at repair man* "Joe, are you gona be around tonight to show the board of the directors the hotel?" "no, sorry. I got a gig tonight." "what kind of gig?" "i'm a hooker." "ok... is there any one here that isn't a hooker?" (long silence) "ok..." *turns to old guy behind the cash register* "Bill, are you gona be around tonight to show the board of the directors the hotel?" " no sorry. I got a gig tonight." "your a hooker?" "yep." "OK then i guess ill just have to leave them a note and the key to one of our master suites."
Later, the board of directors official arrives
"this isn't that bad, just a few cob webs and water damage here and there, oh, whats this? a note." *reads* welcome mister board of directors official sir, attached is a key to one of our master suites so you can check out our rooms." *takes key and walks upstairs* *opens door* *sees bed shaking and random whoopee sounds* *closes door* "oh, this is one of those places, when they said Quality IN i didn't think they meant it." ;D lol
thats very funny
